Boots & Kittens

Why, look at this little wisdom-kernel found in the drafts folder from god knows when:

"Unfortunately, Time is not made of leggings; Time is real pants."

Things that seem like extravagant luxuries, available to only Rockefellers and people who do whatever finance is:

Large enough monthly cupcake budget to sample all flavors of modern cupcake and therefore make more informed cupcake decisions.

Grand Street station, circa 2012.

Grand Street station, circa 2012.

I am taking a sick day for the first time in my professional life where the response was not lost wages or crushing piles of guilt, but something more along the lines of, “Sure, please get better and don’t give us your germs.”

I did not know such things were possible.

Do you guys think every time Mallory Ortberg hits it out of the park, a feminist gets her wings?

Because I think every time Mallory Ortberg hits it out of the park, a feminist gets her mortar and pestle so she an fly off to her chicken-legged dream home. 

nevver:

Steph Davidson

Studies have shown that marshmallows that can resist turning into cats before researchers return to the room are vastly more successful later in life.

nevver:

Steph Davidson

Studies have shown that marshmallows that can resist turning into cats before researchers return to the room are vastly more successful later in life.

beatonna:

We put out calendars in 2012, and so many people have asked for more!  I didn’t have time to put out a flip-book type calendar, so I thought I would make a poster one!  In the style of those tea towel calendars.  If I can source some tea towels, I’ll do that.  But a poster is good too!  I will let you know when it is in the shop!
I made Red Riding Hood sketches along these lines a while ago, and I like Dorito Person Red Riding Hood.
Just a little dorito, going to Grandma’s house.

New favorite poster-version of any fairy tale slash the passage of time.

beatonna:

We put out calendars in 2012, and so many people have asked for more!  I didn’t have time to put out a flip-book type calendar, so I thought I would make a poster one!  In the style of those tea towel calendars.  If I can source some tea towels, I’ll do that.  But a poster is good too!  I will let you know when it is in the shop!

I made Red Riding Hood sketches along these lines a while ago, and I like Dorito Person Red Riding Hood.

Just a little dorito, going to Grandma’s house.

New favorite poster-version of any fairy tale slash the passage of time.

Don’t want a mouth full of bay leaf?

Too fucking bad, that is the Russian roulette we play with autumnal soups.

Sunday is business day

Just put years of piled up desktop images on Pinterest, and let’s pretend this is an accomplishment and not a 100% made-up task.

Musical number from the piece I’ll be developing this summer, Broken Foot: 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Musical number from the piece I’ll be developing this summer, Broken Foot: 2 Fast 2 Furious.

realityisanillusionist:

Rogue waves (also known as freak waves, monster waves, killer waves, extreme waves, and abnormal waves) are large and dangerous surface waves that occur far out to sea. These are not tsunamis, but instead seem to form from a variety of possible causes.There are three types of rogue waves, the “Wall of Water”, the “Three Sisters” and single, giant storm waves that can collapse within moments of their formation. These waves seem to occur in deep water or where a number of physical factors converge and can cause a number of waves to join together.

In this round of Broken Foot Book Club, we (I) have been reading Susan Casey’s The Wave. It turns out the three scariest things the ocean has to offer are sharks, rogue waves, and rogue waves just full of sharks, loads of them.

realityisanillusionist:

Rogue waves (also known as freak waves, monster waves, killer waves, extreme waves, and abnormal waves) are large and dangerous surface waves that occur far out to sea. These are not tsunamis, but instead seem to form from a variety of possible causes.

There are three types of rogue waves, the “Wall of Water”, the “Three Sisters” and single, giant storm waves that can collapse within moments of their formation. These waves seem to occur in deep water or where a number of physical factors converge and can cause a number of waves to join together.

In this round of Broken Foot Book Club, we (I) have been reading Susan Casey’s The Wave. It turns out the three scariest things the ocean has to offer are sharks, rogue waves, and rogue waves just full of sharks, loads of them.

Someone call the Bon Ivambulance, I can’t stop.

wandrlust:

Mon Oncle (Jacques Tati, 1958)

wandrlust:

Mon Oncle (Jacques Tati, 1958)

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notcuddles:

An important award

notcuddles:

An important award

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